Quotable Quotes

The Donald is so generous

The Donald is so generous

Maggie Smith on Les Miserables

Maggie Smith on Les Miserables

Pro-life means pro-life

Pro-life means pro-life

Lance Armstrong is a cotton-headed ninnymuggins

Lance Armstrong is a cotton-headed ninnymuggins

Queen Elizabeth and Queen Latifah are like the same person

Queen Elizabeth and Queen Latifah are like the same person

Abraham Lincoln on gun control

Abraham Lincoln on gun control

Chuck Norris wipes his butt with the Constitution.

Chuck Norris wipes his butt with the Constitution.

"I’m dead," said Morgan Freeman.

"I’m dead," said Morgan Freeman.